Additional Predictions from Punxsutawney Phil

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicted that we will have six more weeks of winter. Phil has been unaware of the current state of the presidential race since he has been hibernating all winter. Upon learning that John McCain was now the Republican frontrunner with Mitt Romney nipping at his heals and Barack Hussein Obama was closing the gap on Mrs. Bill Clinton's lead, Phil made a few addtional predictions.

1. Bill Clinton will continue to put his foot in his mouth and draw attention to himself as oppose to his wife.
2. Barack Obama will adopt John Edward's campaign strategy and begin promising everything to everyone.
3. There will be a race between Clinton and Obama to see who can cut-and-run faster from the War on Terror.
4. Political pundits will continue to explain why things are occuring the way they are and try to explain how this really is what they thought would happen all along.
5. Hillary will realize her true calling and become a Flight Attendant.
6. Obama's campaign for change will become reality when he adopts the Salvation Army's kettle campaign strategy.
7. Not to be out done, Bill and Hillary go back to their roots and begin playing guitar and singing on street corners in San Francisco.
8. Obama turns down Ted Kennedy's invitation to drive his campaign bus.
9. Democrats begin a campaign to raise taxes believing it will help the economy
10. Republicans shed the Democratic attacks and mistruths, win in November.